Devastator Birthday Card

Ever get caught up in the card aisle, looking at all the different colors, fonts, pictures, subliminal messaging ? Did you ever wish for some plain, to the point shit ? Here you go. 4 x 6 professionally printed on card stock, designed by yours truly. Perfect for grandma. Comes with an envelope that fits.

Please allow 3‐6 days at most for orders to ship out.Sometimes less but never more ( unless day 5 is a sunday or postal holiday ) After that, travel time is out of our control. International orders are the same but we CAN NOT guarantee the travel time. Tracking is provided on all orders. Check spam folder if you haven't received initial order confirmation. Always double check your address info. Don't be afraid to contact us with questions. ( except "when is my order shipping ?")